HumpDay Quickie #97

Posted: March 9, 2016 in Hump-Day Quickies
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by Marie McKay

Come on over. That’s it, right here. Sit in the chair. Yeah. That’s it. Join me.
Let me inform you, entertain you, enrage you, distract you while you sit stuffing your human face with snack food.
Let me fill the gap in your life. The girlfriend you never had, the sex you never get. Be who you want to be. Put on your virtual guise. You know you’re wittier here, sharper. Christ, you’ve got followers, status. Isn’t it so much better here than out there?
Spend more and more time with me. There’s no reason to leave me. Work from here, shop from here, eat from here.
You know they’ll let you down; put you down; make you down. You know it’s better here. You know you’re better here. Stay.


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